Logbumbast is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, egotistical gnu.

Logbumbast created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logbumbast, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Logbumbast, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Logbumbast's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Logbumbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four ducks in a large pit.

2. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

3. Always help frogs in need.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never sing in the presence of badgers.