Logbumbast is a god.
She takes the form of a massive, egotistical
gnu.
Logbumbast created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Logbumbast, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Logbumbast, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Logbumbast's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Logbumbast's Holy Commandments1. Do not keep four ducks in a large pit.
2. Never think ill of sick hamsters.
3. Always help frogs in need.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Never sing in the presence of badgers.