Baflenrul is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, quiet crow.

Baflenrul created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Baflenrul, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Baflenrul, she will turn you into a frog.

Baflenrul's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Baflenrul's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Baflenrul.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.