Renfednurlmet is a god.

It takes the form of a small, uncaring human.

Renfednurlmet created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Renfednurlmet, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Renfednurlmet, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Renfednurlmet's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Renfednurlmet's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always obey Renfednurlmet's priests.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.