Carquagapp is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humorless tortoise.

Carquagapp created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carquagapp, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Carquagapp, it will torture you forever.

Carquagapp's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Carquagapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Carquagapp's priests.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Carquagapp must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not kill grasshopers.