Canabkim is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, boastful centipede.

Canabkim created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Canabkim, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Canabkim, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Canabkim's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Canabkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt porpoises.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.