Cidjanjam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable eagle.

Cidjanjam created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidjanjam, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cidjanjam, she will think nothing of it.

Cidjanjam's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Cidjanjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. Do not hurt sheep.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Feed all hungry nematodes.

5. Never think about spacetime near frogs while wearing white hats and balancing five lead spheres on your feet.