Cebhuddimmigtabvidjigyak is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, impressive gnu.

Cebhuddimmigtabvidjigyak created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebhuddimmigtabvidjigyak, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cebhuddimmigtabvidjigyak, he will ignore you.

Cebhuddimmigtabvidjigyak's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Cebhuddimmigtabvidjigyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.