Cutmantan is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent rat.

Cutmantan created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutmantan, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cutmantan, he will turn you into a hamster.

Cutmantan's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Cutmantan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Cutmantan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.