Gemgodnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, idiotic dragon.

Gemgodnurl created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Gemgodnurl, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gemgodnurl, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gemgodnurl's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Gemgodnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Gemgodnurl.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.