Nurlnatyog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, tranquil bear.

Nurlnatyog created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlnatyog, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurlnatyog, she will strike you with lightening.

Nurlnatyog's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Nurlnatyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near mice while wearing yellow hats and balancing nine iron spheres on your neck.

2. Never talk about special relativity.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never feed lots of wheat to ants while wearing cyan dresses.

5. Never sing in holy places.