Laplargbimhan is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, grumpy crow.

Laplargbimhan created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Laplargbimhan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Laplargbimhan, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Laplargbimhan's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Laplargbimhan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Laplargbimhan's name in vain.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Never write about nebulae.