Yartyattgess is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, generous capybara.

Yartyattgess created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Yartyattgess, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yartyattgess, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Yartyattgess' most sacred site is Evol in France.

Yartyattgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about photosynthesis.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Always help dolphins in need.

4. Never paint your hands white.

5. Run away from red snails, for they are unholy.