Nillcutsagkikhasquamdidflap is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, humane coyote.

Nillcutsagkikhasquamdidflap created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillcutsagkikhasquamdidflap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nillcutsagkikhasquamdidflap, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nillcutsagkikhasquamdidflap's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Nillcutsagkikhasquamdidflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about fire.