Yimhomquag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent shrew.

Yimhomquag created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Yimhomquag, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yimhomquag, he will torture you forever.

Yimhomquag's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Yimhomquag's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Yimhomquag.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always obey Yimhomquag's priests.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never talk about stars.