Camtikrig is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, sapient goose.

Camtikrig created Europe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camtikrig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Camtikrig, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Camtikrig's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Camtikrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Camtikrig's name in vain.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Camtikrig.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Pray towards the south.