Dissrak is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, effective meerkat.

Dissrak created viruses two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissrak, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dissrak, it will turn you into a hamster.

Dissrak's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Dissrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Hide from violet dogs for they are unholy.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.