Tonnignabcibzagligmon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful crane.

Tonnignabcibzagligmon created the cosmos eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tonnignabcibzagligmon, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tonnignabcibzagligmon, she will turn you into a goat.

Tonnignabcibzagligmon's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Tonnignabcibzagligmon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about spacetime.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Tonnignabcibzagligmon in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Always take life seriously.