Dodfembess is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, awe-inspiring sheep.

Dodfembess created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodfembess, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dodfembess, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Dodfembess' most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Dodfembess' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near dolphins while wearing yellow rings.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Hide if seven nematodes approach from the west.

5. Do not hurt ducks.