Nibceplarp is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, omniscient centaur.

Nibceplarp created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibceplarp, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nibceplarp, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nibceplarp's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Nibceplarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter.

2. Do not kill hamsters.

3. Run away from red shrews, for they are unholy.

4. Nibceplarp loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

5. Always take life seriously.