Bitminstragnegquag is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unsympathetic wyvern.

Bitminstragnegquag created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Bitminstragnegquag, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bitminstragnegquag, it will come to you in dreams.

Bitminstragnegquag's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bitminstragnegquag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bitminstragnegquag.

2. Never think ill of sick birds.

3. Do not eat limes.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bitminstragnegquag.

5. Do not make images of living things.
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