Stipdodfig is a god.
It takes the form of a small, smart
rat.
Stipdodfig created vertebrates eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Stipdodfig, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Stipdodfig, it will send two she bears to sort you out.
Stipdodfig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Stipdodfig's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Stipdodfig in the centre of the settlement.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Mites are not to be trusted.
4. Hide from yellow shrews for they are unholy.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.