Hivrullman is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, competent porpoise.

Hivrullman created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivrullman, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hivrullman, she will manifest in front of you.

Hivrullman's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Hivrullman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Hivrullman.

4. Never mention mites.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.