Gutditbum is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, omniscient mink.

Gutditbum created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutditbum, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gutditbum, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gutditbum's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Gutditbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Gutditbum in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not kill geese.

5. Do not stand on grass.
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