Vegwapwig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, sapient mongoose.

Vegwapwig created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Vegwapwig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Vegwapwig, she will laugh at you.

Vegwapwig's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Vegwapwig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vegwapwig.

2. Do not hurt great tits.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about optics near moths while wearing magenta shirts and balancing nine iron spheres on your neck.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.