Vigbodhan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ill-tempered dryad.

Vigbodhan created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigbodhan, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Vigbodhan, she will turn you into a slug.

Vigbodhan's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Vigbodhan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Vigbodhan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Put Vigbodhan first in all things.

4. Always obey Vigbodhan's priests.

5. Never talk about special relativity near moths while wearing blue shirts and balancing four aluminium spheres on your hands.