Cadjinhomflab Camzigsak is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, deceitful narwhal.

Cadjinhomflab Camzigsak created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadjinhomflab Camzigsak, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cadjinhomflab Camzigsak, she will turn you into a goat.

Cadjinhomflab Camzigsak's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Cadjinhomflab Camzigsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill geese.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Hide from fawn voles for they are unholy.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never hurt horses.