Sagnuttab is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome lion.

Sagnuttab created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagnuttab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sagnuttab, it will remove you from existence.

Sagnuttab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Sagnuttab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick nematodes.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not hurt monkeys.

4. Erect eight gold sculptures of Sagnuttab on top of important buildings.

5. Hide if four birds approach from the south.