Sagnuttab is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome
lion.
Sagnuttab created humankind four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sagnuttab, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Sagnuttab, it will remove you from existence.
Sagnuttab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Sagnuttab's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick nematodes.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Do not hurt monkeys.
4. Erect eight gold sculptures of Sagnuttab on top of important buildings.
5. Hide if four birds approach from the south.