Hotbunbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, overgenerous lion.

Hotbunbeg created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hotbunbeg, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hotbunbeg, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Hotbunbeg's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Hotbunbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Do not hurt cats.

3. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Hotbunbeg in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not take Hotbunbeg's name in vain.