Legpogbin is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, self-confident eagle.

Legpogbin created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Legpogbin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Legpogbin, she will turn you into a worm.

Legpogbin's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Legpogbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.