Davragdot is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced lizard.

Davragdot created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davragdot, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Davragdot, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Davragdot's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Davragdot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always help mice.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not sit in public.