Yarjingov is a god.
It takes the form of a small, competent
capybara.
Yarjingov created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yarjingov, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Yarjingov, it will turn you into a sheep.
Yarjingov's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Yarjingov's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Yarjingov.
2. Do not speak about nuts.
3. Yarjingov loves gulls, so they must be respected.
4. Always help sick birds.
5. Never go into magenta rooms.