Monbimpid is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, compassionate badger.

Monbimpid created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Monbimpid, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Monbimpid, he will have a low opinion of you.

Monbimpid's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Monbimpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine whales in a large pit.

2. Never hurt doves.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Never write about dark energy.
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