Podrawcen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, annoying wyvern.

Podrawcen created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podrawcen, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Podrawcen, she will turn you into a duck.

Podrawcen's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Podrawcen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three iron sculptures of Podrawcen on top of important buildings.

2. Always wear green.

3. Never paint your arms violet.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Never talk about cell theory.