Dobcaptarcud is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, temperamental
capybara.
Dobcaptarcud created everything that exists four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dobcaptarcud, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Dobcaptarcud, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Dobcaptarcud's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Dobcaptarcud's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Never sit in holy places.
3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Never talk about foxes.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.