Tunxinzig is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, dishonest badger.

Tunxinzig created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunxinzig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tunxinzig, he will ignore you.

Tunxinzig's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Tunxinzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never feed onions to shrews while wearing corsets.

3. Always obey Tunxinzig's priests.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.