Gupdiddidsat is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, slow turtle.

Gupdiddidsat created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Gupdiddidsat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gupdiddidsat, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gupdiddidsat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gupdiddidsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ants.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Always look after injured dolphins.