Gepziggom is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonourable
naga.
Gepziggom created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gepziggom, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Gepziggom, it will turn you into a worm.
Gepziggom's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Gepziggom's Holy Commandments1. Never sprint in holy places.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Hide if nine mice approach from the east.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Gepziggom.