Fudtoflig is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tranquil
rhinoceros.
Fudtoflig created the solar system two million years ago.
If you believe in
Fudtoflig, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Fudtoflig, she will not care at all.
Fudtoflig's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.
Fudtoflig's Holy Commandments1. Always help pigs.
2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Fudtoflig on top of all buildings.
3. You must love Fudtoflig.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Do not drink alcohol.