Fudtoflig is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tranquil rhinoceros.

Fudtoflig created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Fudtoflig, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fudtoflig, she will not care at all.

Fudtoflig's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Fudtoflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Fudtoflig on top of all buildings.

3. You must love Fudtoflig.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink alcohol.