Listduss Bissfetmob is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent
lizard.
Listduss Bissfetmob created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Listduss Bissfetmob, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Listduss Bissfetmob, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Listduss Bissfetmob's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.
Listduss Bissfetmob's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your hands blue.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Listduss Bissfetmob.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Never think about quantum field theory.