Listduss Bissfetmob is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent lizard.

Listduss Bissfetmob created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Listduss Bissfetmob, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Listduss Bissfetmob, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Listduss Bissfetmob's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Listduss Bissfetmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands blue.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Listduss Bissfetmob.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about quantum field theory.