Fenmegcub Hugrapsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, omniscient fox.

Fenmegcub Hugrapsaw created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenmegcub Hugrapsaw, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fenmegcub Hugrapsaw, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Fenmegcub Hugrapsaw's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Fenmegcub Hugrapsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Feed all hungry gulls.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.