Fenmegcub Hugrapsaw is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, omniscient
fox.
Fenmegcub Hugrapsaw created the solar system five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fenmegcub Hugrapsaw, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Fenmegcub Hugrapsaw, it will turn you into a giant snail.
Fenmegcub Hugrapsaw's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Fenmegcub Hugrapsaw's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your feet.
2. Do not wear indigo clothing.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Feed all hungry gulls.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.