Yogdavrig is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, confident
bird.
Yogdavrig created bats eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yogdavrig, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Yogdavrig, she will turn you into a blue tit.
Yogdavrig's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Yogdavrig's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair green.
2. Never go into magenta rooms.
3. Do not kill badgers.
4. Do not shave your chest.
5. Snakes are not to be trusted.