Yogdavrig is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, confident bird.

Yogdavrig created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogdavrig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yogdavrig, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Yogdavrig's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Yogdavrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Do not kill badgers.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Snakes are not to be trusted.