Disstarquaggab is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful wyvern.

Disstarquaggab created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Disstarquaggab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Disstarquaggab, it will try to impress you with trees.

Disstarquaggab's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Disstarquaggab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

2. Disstarquaggab loves sharks, so they must be respected.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never play with disobedient children.