Sabhanlam is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, idiotic bee.
Sabhanlam created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in Sabhanlam, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in Sabhanlam, she will send you a strongly worded letter.
Sabhanlam's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Sabhanlam's Holy Commandments
1. Never write about galaxies.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Do not hurt snakes.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Run away from white badgers, for they are unholy.