Garmegtail is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless bee.

Garmegtail created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Garmegtail, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Garmegtail, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Garmegtail's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Garmegtail's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Garmegtail on top of important buildings.

3. Always look after injured swans.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near voles while wearing turquoise rings and balancing four zinc spheres on your legs.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.