Davrutsomlam is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, happy armadillo.

Davrutsomlam created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davrutsomlam, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Davrutsomlam, she will turn you into a frog.

Davrutsomlam's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Davrutsomlam's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Davrutsomlam.

2. Feed all hungry pigs.

3. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never eat bark.