Kamfubtonk is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, unfair
hyena.
Kamfubtonk created humankind three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Kamfubtonk, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Kamfubtonk, she will strike you with lightening.
Kamfubtonk's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Kamfubtonk's Holy Commandments1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
2. Always help sick squirrels.
3. Always help otters in need.
4. Never go into red rooms.
5. Never feed lots of spinach to voles while wearing purple scarves.