Fotdidsad is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, happy badger.

Fotdidsad created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotdidsad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fotdidsad, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Fotdidsad's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Fotdidsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt birds.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

4. Always treat ants with great respect.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near sheep while wearing orange skirts and balancing three gold spheres on your arms.