Miscudtal is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, ruthless
ant.
Miscudtal created the world eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Miscudtal, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Miscudtal, it will turn you into an amoeba.
Miscudtal's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Miscudtal's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Miscudtal seven times a day.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never run near birds.