Rullflapmig is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, merciless dove.

Rullflapmig created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullflapmig, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rullflapmig, she will curse you with boils.

Rullflapmig's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Rullflapmig's Holy Commandments

1. Rullflapmig loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about pigs.