Nulbassnurt Ligquafhun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, witty bear.

Nulbassnurt Ligquafhun created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulbassnurt Ligquafhun, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nulbassnurt Ligquafhun, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nulbassnurt Ligquafhun's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Nulbassnurt Ligquafhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Never feed carrots to doves while wearing corsets.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not commit murder.